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• 1-Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the universe.
• 2-Typing a long text to your crush with your true feelings but then erasing it and typing… Yeah. Ever Happened?
• 3-Running away from your problems is a race you’ll never win.
• 4-Might be our education system is making good engineers and good doctors but need for good human being is required the most.
• 5-would like my Facebook friends to comment on this status sharing how you met me. But I want you to LIE
• 6-One of the simplest ways to stay happy; just let go of the things that makes you sad.
• 7-Sometimes in our life we play with time but when we finally realize that we want to get serious… time starts playing with our life….
• 8-I like to pretend that everything is alright. Because when everybody else thinks you are fine, sometimes you forget for a while that you’re not.
• 9-Love is being stupid together.
• 10-Love starts with “You are DIFFERENT” and ends with “You are all the SAME”. RIGHT?
• 11-Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
• 12-I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :/
• 13-Friendship’s the wine of life.
• 14-Spend your life with who makes you happy, not with who you have to impress.
• 15-It is not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy.
• 16-I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
• 17-I’m only selfish when it comes to you.
• 18-I am incharge of how I feel and today I’m choosing happiness.
• 19-People never remember the million times you have helped them, only the one time you don’t.
• 20-Smile. It irritates those who wish to destroy you..
• 21-Accomplish what others say you cannot do.
• 22-Stand up for what is right. Even if you are standing alone.
• 23-If you want something, don’t wish for it. Life is too short to wait.
• 24-we cannot choose our beginnings… we cannot choose our end… but the moments in between… we choose who we are.
• 25-The past is like using your rear view mirror in the car, its good to glance back and see how far you have come, but if you stare too long you will miss what’s right in front of you.
• 26-People usually complain about their look, but no one complains about their brains.
• 27-Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don’t and believe that everything happens for a reason.
• 28-I thought of you again today …………..
• 29-Happiness is the only thing you can give without having.
• 30-Tears, hopes, fears, dreams, wishes, love, like, hate, fate. Those are many of the things that hold weight.
• 31-One of the hardest things to do is “TRUST”, especially when those whom you “TRUSTED” the most were those who betrayed you.
• 32-If you fight like a married couple, talk like a bestfriends, flirt like first love, protect each other link bro and sis, you are meant to be.
• 33-Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
• 34-Attitude is your acceptance of the natural laws, or your rejection of the natural laws.
• 35-Maturity is not when we start speaking big things. Its when we start understanding small things.
• 36-Even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help.
• 37-Read books instead of reading my status!
• 38-Some people only listen to, and believe what they want to hear, the truth, to them, is irrelevant.
• 39-There are two kinds of secrets. Those we keep from others. And those we hide from ourselves.
• 40-Freedom is not a license to do everything..
• 41-Life is like a book. Some chapters sad, some happy, and some exciting. But if you never turn the page, you will never know what the next chapter holds.
• 42-If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl. Choose the best place where you would shine.
• 43-The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever
• 44-Only by going too far can one possibly find out how far one can go.
• 45-Life is good, usually but at this moment, life is amazing.
• 46-A time to love, and a time to hate, a time of war, and a time of peace.
• 47-No matter how much you hurt me, I just can’t hurt you back.
• 48-That’s cute how you think that affects me. Truly adorable.
• 49-Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper.
• 50-God puts people in your life for a reason and removes them from your life for a better reason.
• 51-God is really creative, I mean… just look at me !
• 52-You can’t be late until you show up.
• 53-Being yourself is the prettiest thing a person can be.
• 54-The most valuable places to be in the world are in someone’s THOUGHTS, in someone’s PRAYERS and in someone’s HEART.
• 55-Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams 🙂
• 56-You have to experience the bad to know what’s good.
• 57-No matter what one has in life, everyday is not going to be a day in paradise.
• 58-You can’t always be nice. That’s how people take advantage of you. Sometimes you have to set your boundaries.
• 59-I don’t exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.
• 60-Through dreams we enter a world that is entirely our own.
• 61-Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
• 62-C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping…
• 63-Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
• 64-Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places.
• 65-Strength is looking back and seeing what you have been through and knowing you were strong enough to make it through.
• 66-I agree it’s easy to cry and easy to die but its not easy to say goodbye.
• 67-Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.
• 68-I love to do the things the censors won’t pass.
• 69-When God is all you have then all you have is all you need!
• 70-You more often recognize your inadequacies rather than your strengths.
• 71-Don’t do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.
• 72-The best things in life are the people you love, the places you have seen and the memories you have made along the way.
• 73-Sometimes your heart needs more time to accept what your mind already knows.
• 74-If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
• 75-We must become the change we want to see.
• 76-Good, Better, Best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best.
• 77-A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.
• 78-It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you.
• 79-If you don’t really get up and give it your best effort, you will never know just how much greatness you have inside of you.
• 80-Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
• 81-Trust the one who can see SORROW behind your smile, LOVE behind your anger and REASON behind your silence.
• 82-Many fine things can be done in a day if you don’t always make that day tomorrow.
• 83-I done what i like, i don’t care what you think?
• 84-Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook. Not everyone wants to see you happy.
• 85-Might not be tonight, tomorrow or the next day but everything is gonna be OK.
• 86-The purpose of prayer is not to receive what you asked for, but to strengthen your relationship with God.
• 87-No one in this world is so busy. Their ego makes them busy and find no time to care others.
• 88-We do not see the world as it is, we see it as we are.
• 89-Dont let your future be based on someone elses past.
• 90-Life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.
• 91-Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
• 92-A kiss without a hug is like a flower without the fragrance.
• 93-How to succeed: Try hard enough. How to fail: Try too hard.
• 94-People need to lose the attitudes today b’coz I am NOT in the mood.
• 95-There is nothing more amazing but women’s brain!
• 96-Friends are the sunshine of life.
• 97-If you don’t thank GOD for every smile, then you have no right to complain about every tear.
• 98-Sometimes a stranger becomes close one’s and our close one’s becomes stranger.
• 99-Silence is the best answer of all questions and smile is the best reaction in all situations.
• 100-Can you stop being so attractive? I`m trying to move on here..
• 101-Crying doesn’t indicate that you are weak. Since birth, it has always been a sign that you are alive.
• 102-Rules of a relationship: Stay faithful … make them feel loved and wanted … Respect your partner … Don’t flirt with others … Have time for eachother.
• 103-God always answers your prayers, sometimes the answers just NO.
• 104-I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing. I also love the ones who left my life and made it fantastic.
• 105-I dont want a relation where people say they look so cute together. I need a relation where people say, Look how happy they are together.
• 106-Be with someone who knows exactly what they have when they have you. Not someone who will realize it.
• 107-Beauty doesn’t last forever but a beautiful personality does.
• 108-That awkward moment when you have 10 tabs open and you cant figure out which one the music is coming from.
• 109-People wanna see you doing well but not better than them 🙂
• 110-Some days I cant stop thinking about you. Other days I wonder why I waste my time.
• 111-The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.
• 112-Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.
• 113-Woman is like a rose. When you treat her right she will bloom and if you don’t she wilts.
• 114-A clear rejection is always better than a fake promise.
• 115-I never dream of having a perfect relationship, but I always dream of having a long time relationship for a lifetime.
• 116-The longer you have to wait for something, the more you will appreciate it when it finally arrives.
• 117-People will always wish you the best, and then hate you when you have it.
• 118-Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow, it empties today of its strength.
• 119-A silent hug means a thousand words to the unhappy heart.
• 120-The best and most beautiful things in the world can’t be seen, nor touched, but are felt in the heart.
• 121-Never blame solely yourself for any misfortune of life, because no single raindrop is responsible for flood.
• 122-When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
• 123-Don’t lose hope. When the SUN goes down, the STARS come out.
• 124-Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.
• 125-There is a thin line between insanity and genius. I, myself, am in the middle, and quite frankly, I enjoy every second of it.
• 126-Awsome moment when you listen to old songs and they remind you of the good old days.
• 127-Dear homework, you are unattractive, there for, I cannot do you.
• 128-Love begins at home, and it is not how much we do . . . but how much love we put in that action.
• 129-When you choose to see the good in others, you end up finding the good in yourself.
• 130-I think I am afraid to be happy. Because whenever I get too happy, something bad always happens.
• 131-I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….
• 132-Instead of focusing on what’s missing, learn to appreciate what’s there.
• 133-People say find good people and leave bad ones. But it should be find the good in people and ignore the bad in them. No one is perfect.
• 134-They say to dream big but did they say for how long?
• 135-Forgiving is easy, forgetting is hard.
• 136-The Greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all of your mistakes and weaknesses and still finds you completely amazing and will never walk away.
• 137-If you want your dreams to come true, DONT SLEEP!
• 138-People like to bring up your past, when your present and future look better than theirs.
• 139-Work hard to get what you like, otherwise you will get forced to like what you get.
• 140-Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.
• 141-Don’t try to change people; Just love them! Love is what changes us.
• 142-Love is never fake but lovers are usually fake.
• 143-Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.
• 144-The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow. Do good anyway.
• 145-Cheating is a choice… Not a mistake. Don’t be fooled.
• 146-Every successful person has a painful story and every painful story has a successful ending. Accept the pain and get ready for success.
• 147-Funny but true ..If you love truly, You will die daily.. But If you flirt truly, You will enjoy daily.
• 148-No need for revenge. Just sit back and wait. Those who hurt you will eventually screw up themselves and if you are lucky, God will let you watch.
• 149-I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
• 150-Don’t let your dreams just be DREAMS!
• 151-Life is a game, you can be a player or a toy.
• 152-You might feel worthless to one person but you are priceless to another. Don’t ever forget your value.
• 153-Coins always make sound but currency notes are always silent. So when your value increase keep yourself calm and silent.
• 154-Hey there! You’re using WhatsApp!
• 155-The true measure of a man is not how he behaves in moments of comfort and convenience but how he stands at times of controversy and challenges.
• 156-Real men stay dedicated to only one girl!
• 157-Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say!
• 158-I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
• 159-It doesn’t matter how you look, what your weight is or how much makeup you put on. The right guy will love you for what’s inside.
• 160-God was showing off when He created you.
• 161-It’s easy to forgive the mistakes from others. But it’s hard to rebuild the trust.
• 162-As long as I have you, I will always have everything I need to be happy.
• 163-A faithful friend is the medicine of life.
• 164-Life is nothing without friendship.
• 165-Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
• 166-Expect nothing and you will never be dissapointed !
• 167-Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
• 168-Biggest mistake ever is thinking with your heart and feeling with your mind. Things aren’t supposed to work this way.
• 169-I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.
• 170-A smiling face doesn’t mean a smiling heart !
• 171-I may not be good for someone but I’ll be the best for those who deserve me.
• 172-Respect and trust are two easiest thing in life for someone to lose and the hardest things to get back.
• 173-Judge each day not by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant.
• 174-Hey Police, arrest her, She murdered me with her killer smile.
• 175-The best thing in life is doing what people say you can’t do.
• 176-Its better to let go with a smile in face than to hold on with tears in eyes.
• 177-There comes a time when you have to be strong, hold your head up high, and know you did your best! Don’t ever settle for less than what you deserve..
• 178-Success is like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you were ****** before you got there.
• 179-If you want success, then dont rely on other people to do what you can also do.
• 180-Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me … I’ll
• 181-Everyone is someone’s dream and you were mine.
• 182-If I fall asleep texting you, it’s because I didn’t want to say goodbye.
• 183-Rain falls b’coz the sky can no longer handle its weigh just like tears fall b’coz heart can no longer handle the pain.
• 184-Don`t be afraid to get hurt, it might be the start of a true happiness!
• 185-Men only have two faults, what they do, and what they say..
• 186-Past can hurt but you can either run from it or learn from it.
• 187-The most valuable asset you will ever have is your mind and what you put into it.
• 188-I stepped on a cornflake today! So I am a cereal killer now…
• 189-We only hear what we want to hear, we only see what we want to see until reality hits.
• 190-The Reason, Why my parents dont allow me to play with doll is because they want to teach me from my childhood that GIRL’s are not Toys to Play with.
• 191-Treat me like a queen and i’ll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, i’ll show you how its played.
• 192-I Was Born Cool but Global Warming Made Me Hot.
• 193-I need many things to help me live, but I need only you, to make life worth living.
• 194-If you cannot love yourself, you don’t even know the taste of love or what love means.
• 195-would like to remind you that amateurs built the ark professionals built the Titanic
• 196-You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
• 197-A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money.
• 198-Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
• 199-Sometimes its not the song that makes you emotional. Its the people and things that come to your mind, when you hear it.
• 200-Life is a flower of which love is the honey.
• 201-Good times become good memories. Bad times become good lessons.
• 202-Find a heart that will love you at your worst and arms that will hold you at your weakest.
• 203-Everything is easy when you`re busy, nothing is easy when you`re lazy…
• 204-I’m freezing, I’m starving, I’m bleeding to death, Everything’s fine..
• 205-Remember anyone can love you when the sun is shining. In the storms is where you learn who truly cares for you.
• 206-It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
• 207-She takes your hand, I die a little… 🙁
• 208-Success doesn’t come to you, you have to make it happen yourself.
• 209-Shany has lost her mind, if found, please handle with care it may blow at any time. I apologize for the inconvenience,but could you return it anyway.
• 210-Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep yourself balance you have to keep moving.
• 211-The ones who don’t do anything are always the ones who try to pull you down.
• 212-Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number 😀
• 213-The ones who give the best advice are usually the ones with the most problems.
• 214-Distance means so little when someone means so much.
• 215-Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
• 216-Beer – the reason I wake up every afternoon.
• 217-Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when we look back, everything is different.
• 218-The best nicknames are usually the ones people don’t know they have.
• 219-To make someone happy, give them three things: Attention, Affection and Appreciation.
• 220-I wake up everyday with a smile b’coz I know I have something to be thankful for.
• 221-Its funny how girls run from the guys who try to make them happy and fight for the ones who make them cry.
• 222-Don’t wait for things to get better, when you can make them better yourself..
• 223-To all my family and friends, I just wanted to tell you that I love you, because yesterday is gone, today’s almost over and tomorrow isn’t promised.
• 224-Listen before you talk, Think before you react, Earn before you spend and TRY before you quit.
• 225-You can’t have a relationship without any fights but you can make your relationship worth the fight.
• 226-In life; Good experiences will produce memorable moments and bad experiences will produce lessons.
• 227-Don’t be too confident when someone tells you they like you. The real question is, until when? Because just like seasons, people change.
• 228-Dreams are like stars…you may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your destiny.
• 229-When you are in bright light. Everyone Will Follow you But when you are in darkness even your own shadow will not follow you.
• 320-TODAY figure out what makes you happy and do more of it. Figure out what doesn’t and do less of it.
• 231-My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.
• 232-I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
• 233-If you never thank GOD after every smile then you have no right to blame him for every tear.
• 234-3 things you can’t recover in life: the word after its said, the moment after its missed and the time after its gone.
• 235-Your behavior shows your hard heart and egotistical as well.
• 236-There is always one person in a relationship who loves more, cries more, get hurt most and even forgives more.
• 237-Find a way, not an excuse !
• 238-Why waste your time getting hurt by someone when theres someone else out there waiting to make you happy.
• 239-It doesn’t matter how many times you fall, what counts is how many times you stand up again.
• 240-A heartbreak is a blessing from God. It’s his way of telling that he saved you from the wrong one.
• 241-A baby is born with a need to be loved – and never outgrows it.
• 242-Distance is suck… My room is so far away from kitchen :-/
• 243-Falling in live is like jumping off a really tall building, your brain tells you it is not a good idea, but your heart tells you, you can fly.
• 244-People who don’t know me always think I am quiet. People who do know me…. wish I was 🙂
• 245-I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.
• 246-The greatest value of having good people around you is not what you get from them but the better person you become b’coz of them.
• 247-Love is like a puzzle. All the pieces fit but when your heart gets broken, it takes a while to get everything back together.
• 248-Sometimes, no matter how much faith we have, we lose people. But you never forget them and sometimes, it’s those memories that give us the strength to go on.
• 249-The most powerful message is the one you cannot hear nor speak, but see and experience.
• 250-There are some people who will not stay in our life but will always be in our heart.
• 251-I miss our long talks, your smile, your laugh, your smell, your kisses and your hugs. I wish I could have them back.
• 252-All I want and all I need is only YOU!
• 253-People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you.
• 254-To remain young while growing old is the highest blessing.
• 255-Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it
• 256-Don`t judge me tomorrow by the way im acting today.
• 257-You can love someone so much but you can never love people as much as you can miss them.
• 258-The most positive men are the most credulous.
• 259-Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other.
• 260-To love and be loved is the great happiness of existence.
• 261-“Be Brave” Even if you are not pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
• 262-Everybody’s a self-made man, but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it
• 263-Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.
• 264-If you don’t get the things you love, love the things you get.
• 265-There is no shame in losing but there is shame in not trying.
• 266-Its better to be alone than being with someone who makes you feel alone.
• 267-When something bad happens you have three choices, you can either let it define you, let it destroy you or let it strengthen you.
• 268-Celebrate all the things you don’t like about yourself – love yourself.
• 269-Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
• 270-There are three things life brings us: tears, smiles and memories. Tears gets wipe away. A smile fades away. But memories last a lifetime.
• 271-I`m in love with your statuses. You always make me smile…
• 272-A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.
• 273-Dear GOD, My prayer for 2012 is a FAT bank account and THIN body. Please don’t mix up these like you did last year.
• 274-If GOD would have created something more beautiful than you, he would have kept it to himself.
• 275-The past was never a mistake if you learned from it..
• 276-Don’t let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world 🙂
• 277-Sometimes all you can do is laugh to keep yourself from crying.
• 278-Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
• 279-There are 4 very important words in life. Love, Honesty, Truth and Respect. Without these in your life, you have nothing.
• 280-Like this if you like to like things.
• 281-TRUST: it takes years to build up and seconds to destroy.
• 282-I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
• 283-It’s amazing how few pictures can bring back so many memories.
• 284-A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
• 285-Maybe it’s not always about trying to fix something broken. Maybe it’s about starting over and creating something better.
• 286-One of the best things in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses and still loves you and wants to be a part of all the craziness ..
• 287-I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.
• 288-Don’t go for looks, they can deceive. Don’t go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.

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