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- 1- Some fathers teach their sons to shave.. others teach them to be men.
- 2- You call it facial hair, I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.
- 3- There are two kinds of people in the world.. those who appreciate a good beard and those who are wrong.
- 4- Grow a beard. Then we’ll talk.
- 5- A man without beard is like lion without mane.
- 6- Keep calm and grow beard.
- 7- Time is measured in days, weeks and beards..
- 8- I’m Sorry; I can’t hear you over my awesome beard.
- 9- Bearded men make better lovers. Hell, we make everything better.
- 10- Beards grow faster when a man has not had s3x in a while.
- 11- I don’t give mustache rides. I give beard bounces.
- 12- Beard guys cuddle better.
- 13- I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man.
- 14- During the Middle Ages, touching another man’s beard could result in a duel.
- 15- Love ur beard.. it will love u back.
- 16- Every beard needs a beauty.
- 17- Love my beard…#men thing
- 18- When a bearded man is around I can’t keep Calm.
- 19- May your coffee be strong and your Monday is short.. and your beard is splendid.
- 20- Beards…if she dnt love it , send her back
- 21- Easy steps to growing a beard step1: be a real man. Step2: the end.
- 22- Kissing a man without a beard is like drinking champagne without bubbles.
- 23- The scruffier your beard the sharper you need to dress.
- 24- I hate being s3xy but I’m a bearded man so I can’t help it.
- 25- Keep calm and love men with muscles beard and tattoos.
- 26- I’m Sorry; I can’t hear you over my awesome beard.
- 27- Beard making ugly men handsome since the beginning of time.
- 28- Beards are the new six packs.
- 29- Nothing makes her purr like a face full of fur.
- 30- Love your man love his beard.
- 31- Beards are a brotherhood, not a fashion statement.
- 32- Bearded man does it better.
- 33- A beard is a gift you give your face.
- 34- True love is like a beard it never ends it only grows.
- 35- Culture is the widening of the mind and of the spirit.
- 36- All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
- 37- Sometimes I think about shaving, but then I think, ‘NAH. I like my legs the way they are’.
- 38- A man with Out a Beard is like a Cup of a Tea with Out sugar.
- 39- What are you so defensive? I’m not saying your clean-shaven face makes you less of a man. You just look like less of a man.
- 40- Man withOut a Beard is like a Cup of a Tea withOut sugar.
- 41- The only reason to shave your beard is the joy of growing it again.
- 42- Tradition wears a snowy beard, romance is always young.
- 43- Beard sign of hotness.
- 44- Hey there! I am using Beard.
- 45- Have you a beard and tattoos? That sound you just heard sir, was my panties evaporating.
- 46- The beard signifies the courageous. The beard distinguishes.
- 47- The beard tells the world that you spend more time.. in Morning Prayer than morning primping.
- 48- Beards can protect you from pollen or dust allergies.
- 49- Alexander the great was against beards in his infantry.
- 50- Girls get weird for guys with beards.
- 51- Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don’t mind going through a little brush to get there.
- 52- The world is full of guys, be a man.
- 53- Be Beard…Be Loved…
- 54- I don’t work out much But my beard lifts skirts.
- 55- I don’t like myself without a beard.
- 56- Beard under construction.
- 57- Beard is really just a hug for your face.
- 58- Don’t judge my past, look at my present l am sure my future is really rocking.
- 59- Beards and wine get better with time.
- 60- When you feel your beard blowing in the wind.
- 61- It’s not a beard, I’ve trained to sit very still.
- 62- With great beard comes great responsibility.
- 63- He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither.
- 64- Beards are said to increase social status.
- 65- The beard isn’t novel, it’s natural. But your continued efforts to maintain.. a boyish look by shaving your face, is truly a peculiar habit.
- 66- Beard madness.
- 67- May your face Stay hairy all the days of your life.
- 68- No beard no thanks.
- 69- Men don’t cry, they water their beard!
- 70- A full beard looks cool.
- 71- Grow what your father gave you.
- 72- Our character tells the world you are a real man.. Your beard is mostly the exclamation point.
- 73- Some Guy’s wear a suit to look important, I grew a beard.
- 74- I beleive in beards
- 75- If u don’t like my beard…..then leave me baby.
- 76- Happiness is a warm beard.
- 77- A man who can grow a beard is the kind of man you want to with because a man who has the patience to grow a beard has the patience to deal with your shit.
- 78- Don’t like me without a beard.
- 79- There’s a name for people without beards… WOMEN!
- 80- If your dad doesn’t have a beard, you’ve got two Mums.
- 81- Beard lives matter (save them, don’t shave them).
- 82- Growing a beard is a habit most natural, scriptural, manly and beneficial.
- 83- I don’t work out much but my beard lifts skirts.
- 84- Beards make Guy Hotter.
- 85- Shave and get a job or beard be a boss.
- 86- Any man can start a beard… A true man never finishes one.
- 87- Shave off your beard and wear a dress you would be a great female impersonator.
- 88- One can always trust a man with beard.
- 89- Please do not shave off your beard.
- 90- I find myself drawn to people who are intelligent, funny, and perverted.
- 91- My beard is an honor student at the school of badassery.
- 92- I don’t have many hobbies, but my beard collects bras.
- 93- l touch beards on the first date.
- 94- Do you want a moustache?
- 95- Respect the beard.