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+75 top Food Status & Captions For A Food Lover
+75 top Food Status & Captions For A Food Lover

Food Status and Captions in english

  • 1-Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.
  • 2-Food is my favorite. If I ever share it with you, then you’re pretty damn special.
  • 3-The year is 2089. Toasters are made clear now and no one burns toast or bagels. Crime is at 0%
  • 4-I’m so excited for Valentines Day all the chocolate is gonna be on sale YAY
  • 5-Is there gonna be food? “Yeah” Ok then i’m coming.
  • 6-I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
  • 7-my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat.
  • 8-Accomplishing things before the microwave hits 00:00.
  • 9-I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
  • 10-Eating an orange before working out not only keeps you hydrated but also keeps your muscles from getting sore
  • 11-Alcohol – Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
  • 12-Eating popcorn: 80% during trailers. 20% during the movie.
  • 13-We’ve solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.
  • 14-I’m trying to kick dairy and now I’ve got the milk shakes.
  • 15-You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.
  • 16-Hell hath no fury like me when I’m slightly inconvenienced and hungry.
  • 17-True beauty is within” for example opening your fridge
  • 18-ughh I’m so full..”who wants dessert?”..”MEEE!!!”
  • 19-You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that’s kind of the same thing.
  • 20-When you’re stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets.. Why? Because ‘Stressed’ spelled backwards is ‘Desserts’ 🙂
  • 21-I don’t trust people that dislike tacos.
  • 22-Men: Uses love to get s3x. Women: Uses s3x to get love. Me: Uses coupons to get pizza.
  • 23-I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand.
  • 24-Nothing says “I’ve already given up on this day” quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.
  • 25-I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a cereal killer.
  • 26-Television + food, it just goes together
  • 27-Mom, can we go to McDonalds?” “there’s food in the fridge.” “That’s not what I asked..
  • 28-I disagree that hunger isn’t an emotion. I feel it in my SOUL.
  • 29-Poor alcohol, it gets blamed for everything.
  • 30-My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room.
  • 31-I’m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. Story of every person’s life.
  • 32-There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, “Don’t eat me.” Now there’s an empty plate and a note, Don’t tell me what to do.
  • 33-I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.
  • 34-Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
  • 35-If you drink enough fluids in the morning, you will feel happier, sharper, and more energetic throughout the day.
  • 36-Is there gonna be food?” “Yeah””Ok then i’m coming.
  • 37-I’m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat… 😀
  • 38-Everything sucks .. .. .. .. .. except FOOD !!!!
  • 39-LIKE if you can’t tell the difference between coke and pepsi.
  • 40-Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last Oreo.
  • 41-If there is no chocolate in heaven.. I AM NOT GOING !
  • 42-Dear Vegetarians, If you love animals so much, then why do you keep eating all their food?
  • 43-Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people.
  • 44-My diabetic friend died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him “sweet dreams.”
  • 45-Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!
  • 46-really doesn’t get why people like brunch. What’s the benefit of combining break-dancing and lunch?
  • 47-When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.
  • 48-I eat so much.. I make fat kids look skinny!
  • 49-all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money
  • 50-I want a hot body but I also want hot wings.
  • 51-Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms 🙂
  • 52-If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn’t be called nachos.
  • 53-Stop complaining about being single on valentines day. We have bigger problems here, like why McDonald’s doesn’t serve breakfast after 10:30
  • 54-That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says “I’m so fat.” and you stand there like (-_-)
  • 55-You don’t really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.
  • 56-Mom, can we go to McDonalds?” “there’s food in the fridge.” “That’s not what I asked.
  • 57-You’re at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I’ve never seen one before.
  • 58-Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonald?s doesn’t serve breakfast after 10:30.
  • 59-Arizona 99 cent drinks are the shit. Period.
  • 60-I need pumpkin flavored EVERYTHING.
  • 61-Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family because you’re a selfish bitch.
  • 62-The first sip of a hot beverage is always the scariest sip.
  • 63-Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
  • 64-Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.
  • 65-Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag.
  • 66-That moment when skinny people call themselves fat and your heavier than them.
  • 67-The only clubs I’m into are sandwiches.
  • 68-You can’t buy happiness.but you can buy ice cream,which is kinda the same thing. 😉
  • 69-Okay, can someone please invent the opposite of a microwave. I need my beer cold, now. And no, the freezer is not fast enough 🙂
  • 70-Eat like every day is Thanksgiving.
  • 71-If you open your fridge and find nothing to eat, lower your standards.
  • 72-I’m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. 😀
  • 73-If history has taught us anything, it’s that reheated french fries are gross.
  • 74-Isn’t it weird that after 30,000 years of eating bread, everyone is gluten allergic now?
  • 75-Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
  • 76-If you say you can’t cook what your really saying is that you can’t read and follow directions.
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