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April Fools Day Status in English

  • 1- April Fools Day has been canceled this year.
  • 2- Today is the day to Propose a girl. If she accepts thats your LUCk otherwise just tell her its April Fool. 🙂
  • 3- Let’s see how smart your read this line, loof m’I
  • 4- When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
  • 5- OMG Facebook officially changed it’s name to Face.
  • 6- It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. and YOU have already done a good job ?? Happy Fools Day!
  • 7- Mix a little foolishness with your prudence. It’s good to be silly at the right moment.
  • 8- Every fool finds a greater one to admire them. Happy April Fool Day!!
  • 9- Hey, you! Yes, you! It’s your day today. You can be yourself and I know you will do a good job. Happy April Fool’s Day
  • 10- But did you know that according to tradition, the time for pranks and jokes must stop at 12 noon on 1 April?
  • 11- A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions. Happy Fools Day!
  • 12- Hey, sorry for informing so late. I am getting married on April 11. All of you are invited.
  • 13- Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an overwhelming amount of bubbles…
  • 14- If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glasses.
  • 15- Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, personality, style or attitude, Just kick him. How dare he fool you before April 1st.
  • 16- April Fools’ Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
  • 17- If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I’m not frightened by anyone’s perception of me.
  • 18- I’m gonna be a daddy and tomorrow is my baby shower!
  • 19- Gullible people should just avoid Facebook for the next 24 hours.
  • 20- The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.
  • 21- I’m gonna be a daddy!
  • 22- Hey friend today is your day. So wishing you happy returns of the day…
  • 23- Dear Fool, you will always be a fool. Happy April Fool’s Day.
  • 24- I just got fired from my job for punching my irritating senior in his face.
  • 25- April Fools day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four days.
  • 26- Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
  • 27- Hi Dear FOOL, Wish you a Happy April Fool Day. Today is your day. 😀
  • 28- Definition of FOOL: Knowing the truth, seeing the truth, but still believing the lies.
  • 29- Fool a wonderful friend like you on April Fool Day? NEVER! Press F13 on your keyboard if your agree with me my friend ??
  • 30- A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day. 🙂
  • 31- Relationships these days are a joke. It’s like April 1st all year long.
  • 32- I’m fool, I’m fool I’m fool OK OK COOL I AGREE YOUR FOOL now please control yourself…
  • 33- Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
  • 34- OMG everyone what is that flying over the sky outside!
  • 35- At our family BBQ’s my dad would serve us briquettes and say the marshmallows burned.
  • 36- Oh April Fool’s day, where everyone teeter-totters between brilliance and insanity. Welcome to my World!!
  • 37- The next time you have company, serve them a bowl of shelled peanuts. After they’ve eaten a few handfuls, casually mention that you’ve never liked peanuts, but you love to suck the chocolate off of them.
  • 38- 1000 VIRUS DETECTED! When you turn your phone off it won’t WORK AGAIN!
  • 39- April Fools day is just representing what really we are on other 355 days.
  • 40- The first of April, some do say Is set apart for All Fool’s Day; But why the people call it so Nor I, nor they themselves, do know, But on this day are people sent On purpose for pure merriment.
  • 41- A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows him to be a fool.
  • 42- If you have anything important to tell me, tell me tomorrow cause I won’t believe you today. Happy April Fools Day!
  • 43- You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
  • 44- Just a friendly reminder Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April / April Fool.
  • 45- Hey you know which is the best day to propose a girl ?? Its April First.. If she accepts its your luck and otherwise just Say APRIL FOOL.
  • 46- You are one of the CUTEST persons in this world Just a second don’t misunderstand me CUTE means Creating Useless Troubles.
  • 47- Offer to wake up early and make pancakes for your family. Cut up round, pancake-size pieces of cloth beforehand. Coat the cloth pieces with batter and cook them up. They look like actual pancakes, but can’t be cut, even with a knife.
  • 48- On April Fools Day, my natural distrust of others will be ratcheted up a level to borderline psychosis.
  • 49- On the 1st of April Keep Calm and troll.
  • 50- I’m cool but your fool
  • 51- Today’s Thought: No Human Being can touch the lower lip with his tongue.
  • 52- I’ll be getting married on April 11. All of you are invited.
  • 53- You think I am a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am.
  • 54- Happy birthday to you, because your born for this day.
  • 55- You could just change your birthday to April first, watch everyone write happy birthday on your wall, and at the end of the day make your status.
  • 56- Do you think they named April Fool’s Day in your honor?
  • 57- You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue Fact 2 After reading this 99 100 idiots would try it.
  • 58- Change Your Birthday to April 1. So that every one wish you as a fool and before going to sleep tell that they are the actual fools.
  • 59- What is the difference between a wise and a fool?
  • 60- Ahhh! Did anyone else get the email about them canceling school next week?
  • 61- What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes? Prankenstein!
  • 62- Wish you a very happy April Fool Day!
  • 63- A fool often fails because he thinks what is difficult is easy. Happy Fools Day !
  • 64- “OMG. I can’t believe I’m getting my own reality show.”
  • 65- You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
  • 66- Aliens have contacted the Earth, Watch the news and see it.
  • 67- Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. “So it’s like any other day.”
  • 68- Cheese is Cheese, Butter is butter, If you forget me, I will throw you in GUTTER!
  • 69- Wants to remind you that everything is funny as long as it’s not happening to you. Please don’t make others fool on April Fool Day.
  • 70- 31st march or 1st april, Fool is Fool doesn’t matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful, Fool Day to the King of Fools..
  • 71- A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer. -Happy Fools Day!
  • 72- A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late don’t try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
  • 73- Listen! Watch the news right now. Aliens have contacted the Earth.
  • 74- Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Happy April Fool’s Day!
  • 75- It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Happy April Fools Day ??
  • 76- Got a ceiling fan? Put some little piles of talcum powder on top of the blades and wait for somebody to turn it on. It’ll be snowing indoors.
  • 77- I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April Fool’s Day.
  • 78- A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. -Happy Fools Day !
  • 79- i am fool i am fool i am fool i am fool i am fool OK OK COOL I AGREE U R FOOL Control urself April fool wishes
  • 80- Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.
  • 81- The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
  • 82- Take a full screenshot of their computer’s desktop, then open the image and leave it..
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